What do you mean a good old fashioned ribbing has nothing to do with this rack of baby backs?
My wife says she can breakdown cardboard packaging for the recycling bin better than I can. I think I will just let her have that one.
I think I’m getting close to the age where sales people, internet and telemarketers think they can take advantage of you.
I can’t wait.
I doubt my humanity the most when I’m trying to read those wavy, twisty scripts that are meant to verify you’re human.
All I’m saying is “curb side pickup” meant something different when I was growing up.
All I’m saying is adults don’t tiptoe nearly as much as Saturday morning cartoons led me to believe.
Marriage is like being on a reality TV show with both spouses thinking they will be the sympathetic character the audience identifies with.
Best things to pull:
7 The plug
6 The trigger
5 Your leg
4 Your head out
3 A fast one
2 Yourself together
1 My finger
Not to brag but I can keep up with the fast part of the chicken dance…
[Inventor of scented candles]
What if we made candles that could fill up a room with a lovely smell but made a disgusting smoke that would undo hours of scent when blown out?