Me: For who the bell tolls…
Teacher: You forgot the ‘M’.
Me: For who them bells toll…
The most frustrating thing I’ve ever tried to do was throw away a trash can.
“I don’t want to make a spectacle…”
Eye glass manufacturers last day on the job.
I sit in the corner eating my tortillas completely confused by this salsa class.
“Everything the light touches is ours,” I tell my son while opening the fridge.