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@TheDizzyBeauty : Kinda creepy that my kids got in a screaming match over which one is my favorite since I don't have any kids.

@TheDizzyBeauty: When I'm texting, I start typing faster when i see you're typing too. Oh, IT'S ON!! #amazingrace

@TheDizzyBeauty: Thank God for semi colon's. How would I have ever been able to flirt if they didn't exist?