@TheDreamGhoul: [job interview]
yeah is it Pets Mart or Pet Smart?
"ma'am this is a bank"
I know but you seem like a man with some answers
@TheDreamGhoul: I watched Mad Max and now I'm riding my dog around my living room using two bananas as guns
@TheDreamGhoul: some dogs can find bodies that have been buried for years & mine can't even find a cracker that hit him in the face on the way to the floor
@TheDreamGhoul: if u think ur house is haunted get a cat. whooshing sound? it's the cat. hear footsteps? def the cat. unseen being devouring your soul? cat.
@TheDreamGhoul: BRENDA: I brought cookies!
ME: I guess I can have one, I've been good all week
*eats entire tray of cookies*
*eats Brenda too*