@TheDweck

Imagine having the best possible excuse to not see family for the holidays and then just… not using it?

@TheDweck

A Riddler origin movie would be like 10 min long bc he’d only have to tell one riddle before getting beaten up and becoming a villain

@TheDweck

If you’re bored and looking for something to do this weekend, a reminder that you should not start running for president

@TheDweck

These teams are playing like they know whoever wins goes to the White House

@TheDweck

SENATOR: “Would you agree that it’s bad for Facebook to steal users’ blood and use it to create a clone army?”

ZUCK: “That’s an interesting question that I’ll have to discuss further with our team. Did you know I started this company in my dorm room?”