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Page of TheGayFlash's best tweets

@TheGayFlash : I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower.

@TheGayFlash: The Pink Panther's To Do list:
- To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo

@TheGayFlash: Jehovah's witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes.