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Page of thegoodgodabove's best tweets

@thegoodgodabove : I play videogames for a few hours and World War 3 breaks out wtf

@thegoodgodabove: The next time someone sneezes, please don’t say ‘God bless you.’

I just…I just need a day off from the sneezes, is that too much to ask?

@thegoodgodabove: I block people for being stupid.

...I block a lot of people.

@TheGoodGodAbove: To anyone who will be spending their Valentines Day with their hand, know that you are not alone. I will be there with you, watching.

@TheGoodGodAbove: Stephen Fry is being investigated for blasphemous comments.

Stephen Colbert is being investigated for a joke.


@TheGoodGodAbove: The only way Congress will ever pass common sense gun control is if they're threatened at gunpoint

@TheGoodGodAbove: Congrats to #LeonardoDiCaprio on his first Best Actor Oscar.

You can stop sacrificing goats now.

@TheGoodGodAbove: It’s 100% legal to give cops the finger. But remember, it’s also apparently 100% legal for them to shoot and kill you.