@TheHyyyype

SURGEON: *cutting open patient’s torso*

NURSE: sir, what are you doing?! this is a knee replacement!

SURGEON: there’s a Pokémon in there

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ME: *sighs* yep, story of my life

EDITOR: please stop saying that every time you hand me a draft of your autobiography

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TEACHER: That’s the third time this week – please explain your tardiness

ME: Well, it basically means that I’ve been late

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[creation of insects]

LIGHTNING BUG: I will illuminate the night
BEE: I will pollinate flowers
FLY: I will eat shit and die