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@TheLeslieMommy : At Walmart checkout other day:
Cashier: "you have a dog?" (Scanning dog food.)
Hubz: no, our kid needs protein
Me: dying

@TheLeslieMommy: Old lady across from me in ER waiting room just asked me, "So are you sick?"

No, I'm just here for the free CNN.