@TheOneTrueDisco

Cigarettes have warning labels because they are dangerous and addictive yet vaginas are allowed to just roam around freely.

@TheOneTrueDisco

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OMG DAD WAT?
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Hi

@TheOneTrueDisco

On 3. Ready? One. Two. Three.

*Both show rock

Again!

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Again!

*Both show rock

Again!

Caveman: This game is stupid.

@TheOneTrueDisco

You think you’re hardcore? Watch THIS!

*Drinks vodka straight from the potato*

@TheOneTrueDisco

If I died and went directly to hell it would take me a month to realize I wasn’t at work.