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Page of TheOnion's best tweets

@TheOnion : Bobcat Escapes National Zoo

@TheOnion: Step down to the next rung of our ever-lowering journalistic standards.

@TheOnion: Americans Celebrate 10 Millionth 'Bring Yourself To Work Day'