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– What do we want?
– To smoke weed!
– When do we want it?
– When do we want what?

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will destroy the ecological balance.

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I accidentally spilled water on the rice so I immediately put it in a jar of smartphones.

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It’s not just sex, I’d love to get to know you better. For example, tell me how you’d like to go home, bus or taxi?

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Drugs are not the answer. Unless the question is “What are you in for?”

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A child is like a CD. You enjoy it for a while and then forget it in the car.

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A child is like a CD. You enjoy it for a while and then forget it in the car.

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My superpower is closing my eyes when I see a problem and turning it into several problems.

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A Facebook group named “Humans Against Herd Behavior” was created yesterday. So far, 10,000 people have joined the group.