Reasons to jump:
3. Bungee jumping
4. Kris Kross made you
Children; because how else could you collect teeth without seeming psychotic.
The only difference between a psychiatrist and a drug dealer is that the drug dealer doesn’t make you wait an hour.
My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full.
How to properly use a paper clip:
1. Throw in garbage
2. Use a stapler