@TheSweetestD_

Reasons to jump:

1. Trampoline
2. Skydiving
3. Bungee jumping
4. Kris Kross made you

@TheSweetestD_

Children; because how else could you collect teeth without seeming psychotic.

@TheSweetestD_

The only difference between a psychiatrist and a drug dealer is that the drug dealer doesn’t make you wait an hour.

@TheSweetestD_

My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full.

@TheSweetestD_

How to properly use a paper clip:
1. Throw in garbage
2. Use a stapler