I’m trying to send the zombie apocalypse but the zombies say they’d rather starve.
Sometimes you can spend so much time staring at your phone you forget about the beauty all around you, so be sure to Google that.
I created you as mosquito food.
“So help Me God.”
No. Don’t order Me to help you. I’m God, you bipedal worm.
You’re either part of the problem or the entire problem.
Never throw somebody under the bus unless you’re sure it’s moving.
Only he who has walked through the deepest valley knows how other valleys of lesser depth are relatively more walk-throughable, valley-wise.
Only an idiot would stand outside in a hurricane just to go on camera and say that only an idiot would stand outside in a hurricane.
The bad news: climate change threatens 1 in every 4 species with extinction.
The good news: you’re one of them.
Distant galaxies are speeding away from the Milky Way at an ever-accelerating velocity just to get the hell away from you.