People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society.
“Miley Cyrus: ‘Society Wants to Shut Me Down'”. Not down, Miley. Up.
As a rule, if the number of genders allowed to drive in your country is less than two, you live in an awful country.
Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised.
“What does the fox say?” Whatever the Rupert Murdoch tells it to.
Don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re all horrible sinners and you’re going to hell.
Free will is good, but free pizza is better.
Next time you kill thousands of innocent people in a disaster, tell the judge you “work in mysterious ways” and see how far it gets you.
American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?
“Go down, Moses.” And he did. And that’s why the ladies loved him.
Existing is a pretty remarkable achievement.
So many Jehovah’s Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah’s Evidence.
Sometimes Jesus appears on toast, sometimes pancakes, sometimes waffles. Always on breakfast food. Why? It’s the most important meal.
I hate what you’ve done with the place.
I won’t be satisfied until I have enough followers to form sects that fight about how to interpret My tweets until they kill each other.