Truth or dare should be renamed to “interrogation or humiliation”
No matter what country you’re from, how you identify yourself or what you believe in, you’ve tried to move objects with your mind before.
Dating is wondering why someone is single, then figuring it out.
Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. It keeps you from screwing things up for 8 hours.
I wonder how many animals we had to ride before we discovered that horses were cool with it.
“Am I as bored as you are?” can be read backwards and still make sense.
We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.
Lasers were once the biggest scientific breakthrough in history, but now we use them to play with cats.
If Apple ever made a car they would probably have oddly sized/shaped cup holders just so people would buy their custom drink containers.
Romeo and Juliet is not a love story. It’s a 3-day relationship between a 13-year-old and a 17-year-old that cause 6 deaths.