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I wonder how many animals we had to ride before we discovered that horses were cool with it.

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“Am I as bored as you are?” can be read backwards and still make sense.

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We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.

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Lasers were once the biggest scientific breakthrough in history, but now we use them to play with cats.

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If Apple ever made a car they would probably have oddly sized/shaped cup holders just so people would buy their custom drink containers.

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Romeo and Juliet is not a love story. It’s a 3-day relationship between a 13-year-old and a 17-year-old that cause 6 deaths.

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With the rise of self driving cars, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where the guy’s truck leaves him too.

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Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

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Maybe people are the dumbest creatures on Earth, and animals just pretend to be dumber to avoid talking to us.