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@The_Mentalyst : *Meanwhile at a restaurant*
Waiter: Welcome sir, would you like a table?
Me: So kind of you, I wouldn't mind.
*Picks table and walks out*
@The_Mentalyst: I never understand women. One minute they love guys who play the guitar, one minute they are chasing me out of the women's restroom.
@The_Mentalyst: In a parallel universe, Two bars walk into a man.