Having kids isn’t that bad, just don’t have like the really young ones.
Everybody is complaining about their significant other, and I’m over here trying to keep mine charged above 10%.
How to win an argument with a woman:
1. Too late, you’re already wrong.
I only drink to forget that my 4 year old daughter has an iPad Touch and I have to ask for her help when it’s my turn to play on it.
Well well well, if it isn’t the guy who hired me looking over my shoulder, watching me stare at my phone… Brb.
My daughter just said that I’m the best dad she’s ever had. So I got that going for me.
Damn girl, are you a jar of pickles? Because I think I NEED to bang you on my kitchen counter.
Hey, if anyone needs help raising their kids, come talk to me. I’ve been one for 30 some years now.