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@Thereeveryday : The 4 stage of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Clause
4. You look like Santa Claus

@Thereeveryday: One day, the fridge will take revenge on me, every half hour opening the door to my room, staring at me for a few minutes & then walk away.

@Thereeveryday: Spiders: Nature's reminder that you are, in fact, a little girl.