@ThinkingSavage: I'm boycotting 50 Shades of Grey because it perpetuates the stereotype that men can change.
@ThinkingSavage: All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way.
@ThinkingSavage: Loan officer: And what is the purpose of your loan, Sir?
Me: Whole Foods. I shop at Whole Foods.