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Page of TinaMav's best tweets

@TinaMav : My top 5 exercises:
-jumping to conclusions
-flying off the handle
-carrying things too far
-dodging responsibilities
-pushing my luck

@TinaMav: We are the people our parents warned us about.

@TinaMav: How to kill a spider: get a piece of tissue paper, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down.

@TinaMav: I don't make the same mistake twice.
I make it at least 5-6 times to be sure.

@TinaMav: I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mother's room. I can't believe it... she's a superhero!

@TinaMav: Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper "You can see me?"..