@TinaraMinus10

Hmmm, why don’t we try reincarnation. Here, take this razor blade and I’ll leave you alone for a few moments…

-me as a therapist

@TinaraMinus10

DON’T YOU LIKE ME! I WANNA MARRY YOU! WHY AM I IN THE TRUNK!

-and other things I hear from guys on first dates

@TinaraMinus10

A handsome man came up to me today & said “Hi what’s your name?”

I said “You on Twitter?” He said “No”

We’re getting married on Monday!