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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Terminator is a drapery salesman in the new movie.

His new catchphrase?

“I’ll be back….with some swatches I think you’re just going to LOVE.”

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Starbucks says it will close 150 stores next year.

And that’s just in one mall.

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In 2004 I took one bite of a Nature Valley granola bar in my car, and I’m still finding crumbs today.

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BREAKING: Cat inherits $300,000 from former owner.

The cat has requested the money in cash so he can push it off a table.

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BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence taking 2-year break from acting.

Vin Diesel is also taking a break from acting, but will keep making movies.