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Page of Trillburne's best tweets

@Trillburne : You owe a corporation money: one member of your family will be drone strike'd daily until the debt is repaid

Corporation owes you money: if you can answer the mysterious hermit's three riddles, the first of 80 payments in Indonesian rupiah will be made within 12-16 weeks

@Trillburne: couple weeks ago I saw a drunk guy in the crowd at a baseball game enthusiastically chanting "baseball game!" I think about him every day

@Trillburne: Was Guy Fawkes hot? Well, by our standards, no. However, he was extremely religious and violent, which was the 17th century's equivalent of being hot.