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Saw a cloud stuck in a tree so I climbed it and tried to shake it loose but now I’m stuck in a cloud please help

@Trisarahjtops

Sometime in the night I think somebody replaced my skeleton with a different skeleton but I don’t know how to verify this.

@Trisarahjtops

Accidentally sucked up a ghost in my vacuum cleaner, not sure what the protocol is for this

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Just because I choose not to drink doesn’t automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I’ve also made.

@Trisarahjtops

Me as a detective:

[analyzes evidence with magnifying glass]

[evidence catches on fire]

no no no no