Saw a cloud stuck in a tree so I climbed it and tried to shake it loose but now I’m stuck in a cloud please help
Sometime in the night I think somebody replaced my skeleton with a different skeleton but I don’t know how to verify this.
Accidentally sucked up a ghost in my vacuum cleaner, not sure what the protocol is for this
Just because I choose not to drink doesn’t automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I’ve also made.
Me as a detective:
[analyzes evidence with magnifying glass]
[evidence catches on fire]
no no no no