I just referred to a toothpick as “one of those stabby things” sooooo no more dateline for me.
I’m not saying I’m a hero, but I did just give a bottle of wine mouth to mouth.
It didn’t make it.
My daughter just said, “I love you Mommy, you are beautiful like a pizza” and now I’m crying because that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
A moment of silence please for the bottle of wine I just dropped.
It was a tragic accident.
Gone too soon.
People that don’t have dogs, how do you clean up the food that’s dropped on the floor?