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@Trudacious : Never trust a woman sucking a candycane into a sword.
@Trudacious: It's not like I live in a broken down car on the side of a road. I'm not that rich.
@Trudacious: Just when you think your heart's completely broken, it breaks a lil more.
@Trudacious: You should ask her if she gained weight. That way she knows you're paying attention to her.