@TurnpikeTony

“Dora” only rhymes with “Explorer” if you’re from Long Island, New York

@TurnpikeTony

I better fix the hinge on this cabinet door before Ryan Gosling comes over, takes his shirt off and builds my lady a house.

@TurnpikeTony

I really don’t get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she’s at least 18.