@TweetingDadGuy : Started to feel bad about my life but just saw a bumper sticker that said "I Love My Grand-dog" and I think l'm going to be ok.
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@TweetingDadGuy: Winter is great because it gets dark earlier and you can get a head start on your shady activities.
@TweetingDadGuy: Wild horses could definitely drag me away. Tame horses could too. A slightly muscular hamster probably could drag me away at this point.
@TweetingDadGuy: Live tweeting from Sunday Mass!
We're sitting.
Now standing.
Sitting.
Sorry, should've been kneeling.
Shit, that was embarrassing.
@TweetingDadGuy: Please women who wear 1 inch heels.
What's the point? You look ridiculous.
What difference does 1 inch really make?
Don't answer that.
@TweetingDadGuy: When my daughter gets older, she will have a camera phone OR a mirror. Not both. Thanks for the advice Twitter.