@Ty_Schutz

It’s not ‘easter’, it’s ‘more east’. So stupid.

@Ty_Schutz

I always assume people with red cars were drunk when they went to the dealership.

@Ty_Schutz

I like to leave odd yelp reviews for fast food restaurants that say things like, “Not overly racist.”

@Ty_Schutz

Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient.