i’ll never forget what my Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket
how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Robber: Give me all your money.Otherwise you are chemistry!
ME: Don’t you mean history?
R: Don’t change the subject!
*Both start laughing
I’d like to thank my legs,for always supporting me;my arms,who are always by my side& also my fingers,I can always count on them
I dont know why people are disappointed when they find out a celebrity crush is married.As if that was their only obstacle to being together