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Page of UnIxphysco's best tweets

@UnIxphysco : I got you a bath bomb to relax. It's a toaster

@UnIxphysco: Slept on the floor last night for fun with the kids and now I'm paralyzed

@UnIxphysco: If you yell mosquito you can slap anyone in the face

@UnIxphysco: I'll pleasure you in ways you never thought possible like vacuuming and doing dishes

@UnIxphysco: My boss called me lazy and said I had poor communication skills... I almost responded