@UnIxphysco

I can see the appeal of being a nudest everytime I do laundry

@UnIxphysco

Pregnant women love it if you go up to them in public and ask if it’s yours

@UnIxphysco

Slept on the floor last night for fun with the kids and now I’m paralyzed

@UnIxphysco

I’ll pleasure you in ways you never thought possible like vacuuming and doing dishes

@UnIxphysco

My boss called me lazy and said I had poor communication skills… I almost responded