me, waiting for the doctor on the exam table
to be perfectly honest, loose dogs seem like the lesser issue here
“When I tell you that it’s time to get out of the pool, it means that it’s time to get out of the pool.”
It looks like someone put their IKEA Güsen together wrong.
To know your enemy, you must become your enemy.
“C’mon man, just as far as Cincinnati. I got a cousin there.”
Proctology is located in A55
looks like the dishwasher has a nice side hustle going
“Can I help you?”
“Please communicate my desire to open a dialogue with the ownership of this establishment regarding the possible procurement of gainful employment as promulgated by the advertisement affixed to the portal.”
“So, you’re here about the job?”