don’t do it sharon, it’s a trap
oh ffs josh did you not read the email
obviously, you’d be a fool not to get two
“Just be patient, Liam. The dude in the Tahoe is a heart attack waiting to happen.”
there’s probably a fee though
you gotta be faster
i’m sure it’s fine, you just gotta shake it up a bit
“Are you happy, Ted? Now you know what that button does.”
“I bring you news from the front, m’lord. Food bowls are empty, litter boxes are full, and the natives are getting restless.”
“Honey, can you come here?”
“What is it?”
“There’s something in the tub.”
“Spider?”
“I don’t think so.”
“Just squish it.”
“Can you please do it?”
“Stop being such a baby.”
the falling leaves of autumn give way to the bear trees of winter
“Dave, come check this out! The squirrel in that tree hasn’t moved in like three hours. It’s freakin’ weird.”
it was love at first sight
Mad Max: Furry Road
“If the landlord asks, you’re a Chihuahua.”