@UnimpressedWU

Fun fact: Girls who tweet about sports will not do that thing you like.

@UnimpressedWU

In lieu of exercise, accidentally send your text to the wrong person to get your heart rate up

@UnimpressedWU

Cat: if my calculations are correct, a meteor will destroy the Earth in 324 days…

[What I hear]
Cat: meow..
Me: awe, who wants a snuggle?