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@VanVeenB : Tried pushing her against the wall to kiss her like all you guys suggested.
Put her head right through the drywall.
Goddam cheap motels.
@VanVeenB: If she asks what the weight limit is on your ceiling fan....
She's a keeper!
@VanVeenB: Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.....
Ain't no sandwiches either.
@VanVeenB: Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they're making a cake. Great mothers turn the mixer off first.
@VanVeenB: Dance like nobody's watching you.
'Cause they're not.