Tried pushing her against the wall to kiss her like all you guys suggested.
Put her head right through the drywall.
Goddam cheap motels.
If she asks what the weight limit is on your ceiling fan….
She’s a keeper!
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone…..
Ain’t no sandwiches either.
Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they’re making a cake. Great mothers turn the mixer off first.
Dance like nobody’s watching you.
‘Cause they’re not.