Moderator: your word is *looks at card and sees Worcestershire* uh-
Me: could you pass me the Washington Shire sauce
Her: the what?
Me: the Westminster Shore sauce
Her: are you having a stroke?
Me: the Warcaster Shiner sauce
Her: hello, 911? I need an ambulance-
Me: the Willmington Scone sauce
Her: please, it’s getting worse
Me: the Wank-
Me: baby, I’m gonna make you groan
Her: you mean moan
Me: *about to tell an awful joke* I do not