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Page of WesTheFatKid's best tweets

@WesTheFatKid : "Because Im a goddamned rock star!" wasn't the answer my boss was looking for as to why I was late to work, lesson learned.

@WesTheFatKid: Pro tip: "Hold my drink" is not a proper response to "License and registration, please."

...... apparently.

@WesTheFatKid: In a land with no pockets, the man with the fanny pack is king.