@WhaJoTalkinBout : me, as a child: I beat all my sisters at hide and seek today!
my dad: that’s good, but your brother Daniel is the reigning champ
me: who
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@WhaJoTalkinBout: me: hey i noticed you always sit alone wanna find a seat together?
bus driver: can’t but thanks
@WhaJoTalkinBout: *five little monkeys jumping on the bed*
mama: stop that!
monkeys: why hahaha
mama: *quietly* there used to be six of you
@WhaJoTalkinBout: him: you're obsessed with the Flintstones
me *totally broke, struggling to use a chipmunk to open a can* haha yes
@WhaJoTalkinBout: kid that threw a ball into my yard: hey give it back
me: *hugging his dog* no
@WhaJoTalkinBout: me, holding a banana pretending to talk on the phone: haha it’s for you
daughter: no I have my own banana
me: haha I know but its like a phone
daughter: how
@WhaJoTalkinBout: cashier: how’d you like to pay for this
me: not at all
@WhaJoTalkinBout: him, leaving for work: we still need to talk about your soap opera addiction
me: *walks away and stares out the window as the rain starts to fall* just go
@WhaJoTalkinBout: waitress: *showing me around the restaurant* welcome, is this your first time?
me: no no I've eaten food before
@WhaJoTalkinBout: customer behind me in line: hey I think your phone is ringing
me: oh *declines it* thank you