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Page of WhaJoTalkinBout's best tweets

@WhaJoTalkinBout : me, as a child: I beat all my sisters at hide and seek today!

my dad: that’s good, but your brother Daniel is the reigning champ

me: who

@WhaJoTalkinBout: me: hey i noticed you always sit alone wanna find a seat together?

bus driver: can’t but thanks

@WhaJoTalkinBout: *five little monkeys jumping on the bed*

mama: stop that!

monkeys: why hahaha

mama: *quietly* there used to be six of you

@WhaJoTalkinBout: him: you're obsessed with the Flintstones

me *totally broke, struggling to use a chipmunk to open a can* haha yes

@WhaJoTalkinBout: kid that threw a ball into my yard: hey give it back

me: *hugging his dog* no

@WhaJoTalkinBout: me, holding a banana pretending to talk on the phone: haha it’s for you

daughter: no I have my own banana

me: haha I know but its like a phone

daughter: how

@WhaJoTalkinBout: him, leaving for work: we still need to talk about your soap opera addiction

me: *walks away and stares out the window as the rain starts to fall* just go

@WhaJoTalkinBout: waitress: *showing me around the restaurant* welcome, is this your first time?

me: no no I've eaten food before

@WhaJoTalkinBout: customer behind me in line: hey I think your phone is ringing

me: oh *declines it* thank you