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I try to live my life everyday as if it were my last. And who wants to do laundry on their last day? Not me…

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Returning to the office, after working from home for 18 months, and all I worried about was would I have enough snacks to get me through the day

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Looking through 15’s yearbook:
Me: you’d crack up looking at my high school yearbook from 1995.
8: did they have color pictures back then?
😒

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I don’t wash my car for months but the first week I do it rains 5 times. 😡

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Hell hath no fury like an old lady scolding you for going in the wrong direction down a one-way aisle at the grocery store.

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Me neighbor and I just exchanged nods acknowledging we’re both wearing the same outfit as yesterday.

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The best thing about snow is that now my lawn looks as good as the neighbor’s.