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Page of WhitneyCummings's best tweets

@WhitneyCummings : if the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.

@WhitneyCummings: Now I'm getting threatened with "we have access to your iCloud." I'll be honest, I stand by most of my nudes. Frankly I'm way more embarrassed by all the inspirational quotes I've screen grabbed.