If you still haven’t found what you’re looking for, check between the sofa cushions.
PSA: Flip flops are the safest shoes to wear.
They tell potential predators that you have nothing to lose.
[lying in front of the fire]
11: Do you think she’s asleep or dead?
9: *throws toy, 2 massive dogs pounce on me*
You found a baby spider in here?
-Yeah, but only one.
*Googles avg # of spiders hatched*
[Never. Sleeps. Again.]