Some dude built his wife the Taj Mahal and I can’t get a DM from a guy that doesn’t have his wife in his profile picture
day 16 of being stuck in:
me: shall I have another glass of wine?
my wall: yes catherine splendid idea
Still not over my son telling me the toilet was smoking, and I rushed upstairs to this
just checked my bank account and all I can say is who wants foot pics
Shoutout to all the ‘Hi’s in my message requests. I admire your imagination