@WinningByARose

Looking for a date, he must

-be an alpha male
-not shave
-howl at the moon
-not eat all the dog biscuits at once
-ok I’ve been single for too long

@WinningByARose

Some dude built his wife the Taj Mahal and I can’t get a DM from a guy that doesn’t have his wife in his profile picture

@WinningByARose

day 16 of being stuck in:

me: shall I have another glass of wine?

my wall: yes catherine splendid idea

@WinningByARose

Still not over my son telling me the toilet was smoking, and I rushed upstairs to this

@WinningByARose

Shoutout to all the ‘Hi’s in my message requests. I admire your imagination