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Some dude built his wife the Taj Mahal and I can’t get a DM from a guy that doesn’t have his wife in his profile picture

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day 16 of being stuck in:

me: shall I have another glass of wine?

my wall: yes catherine splendid idea

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Still not over my son telling me the toilet was smoking, and I rushed upstairs to this

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Shoutout to all the ‘Hi’s in my message requests. I admire your imagination