I’m so sick and tired of my friends who can’t handle their alcohol.
The other night they dropped me 3x while carrying me to the car!
I am not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
If the doorbell rings, its normal to drop, shimmy across the floor, press your body to the wall & not breath till the person is gone, right?
I can almost always tell when a movie doesn’t use real zombies.