@WritePlay: *Last week on "Models Who Weren't Expecting To Be Eaten By Bears"*
JADE: When I was eaten by a bear, I was like what is happening lol
@WritePlay: PRIEST: The couple has chosen to write their own vowels
HER: Shouldn't it be -
@WritePlay: My family tried an "Unplugged Evening", and that's how we accidentally killed Nana
@WritePlay: *dog barks at absolutely everything, every time*
Me: SHUT UP
*dog barks at burglar, one time*
Me: It's like he just knew there was danger
@WritePlay: Wife: I can't find my phone
Me: Want me to call it?
Wife: Sure, I -
Me: PHONE, HERE BOY
@WritePlay: this one has claws
This one swims but can't fly
This one is huge & runs funny
This one bangs his head against trees
- god making birds
@WritePlay: T-REX: So you going to Tim's surprise party?
TIM TRICERATOPS (behind them): My what?
RAPTOR: More like Tyrannosaurus Wrecks EVERYTHING
@WritePlay: ME: So are you gonna put it in me or what
NURSE: Sir it's a blood draw please stop saying that
@WritePlay: TOASTER OVEN: Do you really need another Hot Pocket?
ME: You shut your mouth
TO: If I shut my mouth will you stop putting Hot Pockets in it