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Page of Writethatdown12's best tweets

@Writethatdown12 : Trainer: "ok, lets warm up 1st....wait, where are you going!?"
Me: "tanning bed"

@Writethatdown12: I bet the worst thing about being abducted is the whole country knows your real weight.