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@YupKirsten : Me: siri, dial pizza hut.
Siri: dialing Peter Prat.
Me: cancel, dial for pizza.
Siri: you want jesus?
Me: no, I want pizza.
Siri: you want a freezer?
Me: no siri, I just want pizza. Bitch.
Siri: dialing mom.

@YupKirsten: Me: I hate long sad goodbyes.
Cashier: I just want to give you your change.
Me: *puts finger on lips* shhhh. Don't make this harder *leaves*