Worrying that Disney will ruin Star Wars is like worrying that a second iceberg will dive down to hit the Titanic.
It is a truth universally acknowledged ON MARS that a single woman in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
“How do you speak with an American accent?”
“Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you’re out for revenge.”
Our baby doubled age in a single day. If my calculations are correct, a month from now she’ll be about 3 million years old.