*At an auction*
Me: So…I’m outta cash. 😬
Host: What now? 🤨
Me *bids farewell*
Satan: Have you decided to sell your soul?
Me: Not exactly.
S:Then why summon me if you’re not selling?
M: I would like to sell footmats that reads ‘welcome to hell’.
S:pfft!, I already got that.
M:OK, but are they Lego footmats?
S:Woah! Do you collect cash or credit?