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@_Mo_lee_ : Daughter: You're invading my personal space
Mom: You came out of my personal space
@_Mo_lee_: Red cross: would you like to volunteer to give blood?
Me: oh, no thank you, I already involuntarily give blood 5 days out of the month
@_Mo_lee_: Good cop: If you just let us know where the body is, we'll let you go
Bad Batman: Ben Affleck
@_Mo_lee_: If you eat a pregnant girls food, you're required to have the baby for her
@_Mo_lee_: Smallpox sounds so adorable
@_Mo_lee_: "Man, what's eating you today?
I Don't know.... GET IT OFF OF ME!!!
@_Mo_lee_: This guy next to me thinks I'm flirting, but really I'm just trying to see where he parks so I can steal his gas
@_Mo_lee_: DTF (Down time finally)
@_Mo_lee_: Guy:Hey what are you doing?
Girl:I want to see how big it is. ..
*Unzips tent and gets inside*
@_Mo_lee_: Guys with balls hangin from ur truck. that would mean ur truck is a man,yes? Which means you like to be inside a dude all day. Lol homo. : p